#headcannons modpurple pulled out her ass

[dave-miller-dsaf]

"Why Hello There, Old Sport!"

It is I, the elusive aubergine man! Out a' sheer boredom, I decided ta' make an ask blog page, so you can ask me whatever your heart desires!

Now, before you get comfortable there, sportsy, Big Dick Davey got some guidelines for ya!

NSFW is allowed, but to a certain extent. I know I'm irresistible, but you've gotta control yourself sport! Suggestive stuff is alright with the aubergine, but absolutely NO pictures! I'll mark NSFW asks for the minors on this 'ere blog, so you can block the tag!

Controversy aint allowed 'ere! Don't start problems! If yer sayin' shit as a joke, please clarify!

Think that's all for the aubertine! I'll be waiting for ya, sportsy!

OOC

yes I know this is gonna be a long intro shut up /silly

Hi! You can call me ModPurple! I'm a she/they and um.... my main blog is @i-ate-all-of-my-toes!

OOC stuff like this will be in purple, as you can see!

Heres the reblog place! To make THIS blog cleaner @dave-miller-dsaf-reblogs

Also, this is a 13+ blog! I will not tag suggestive jokes and profanity, but I WILL tag things that enter nsfw territory.

I don't have much to say really but ummmm... have some headcannons and info for my dave that I pulled out my ass! Warning: You WILL call me a mischaracterizer probably and I will cry into my hashbrowns and eat my shoulder. /silly /hj

Dave is a he/they!

Dave is a manchild!!!

Dave is very stupid and I will eated him /silly

Dave is a masochist and has depression. Nothing TOO severe, but he does cut himself! Please don't bring attention to this, he no no likes to talk about it

He has claws and a tail and boob scars because he is NOWHERE NEAR HUMAN

His waist is fucking SNATCHED due to the removal of his organs

He has a shrine of Jack. Don't- Don't ask.

He has committed every crime in the book. Police are still looking for him!

He has a BIIIIIGGGG but very fragile ego. That little narc!!! /silly

b big ponytail l longest hair the prettiest princess

Dave is a middle, though he mostly leans towards being a bottom. Yes, he is extremely tall, what's your point?

Pansexual with a preference for men!

He has a major biting problem.

This will for sure be updated every now and then. I'll TRY to do art for asks, but I most likely won't do it frequently.

EVERY OLD SPORT ASK BLOG COME HITHER /silly